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Name: Ryan
Country: United States
State: Little Bear Left
Birthday: 10/30/1984
Expertise: Being a LOT like Batman. Cuddling with giant mega-titties. Beard/moustache party host. Making the best of akward situations using jokes about dicks and witchfingers and robocop and giant mega-titties. Making terrible first impressions using jokes about dicks and witchfingers and robocop and giant mega-titties and gougeing of the eyes because im like Batman. Proud member of CrotchRocket Squadron Five since 2000.
Message: message me
Website: visit my website
AIM:  yanwoo
Member Since:
3/1/2004
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| - - Byebye Xanga.
A Story About Life
A bird left late to fly south for the winter and got caught up in an ice storm. The bird quickly froze and fell to the ground and landed in the middle of a field. Near death, a cow passing by noticed the frozen bird. The cow walked over the to bird, straddled it and took a massive dump on the bird.
The bird immediately thought “Oh Lord….I’m about to die and now I’ve been crapped on! How much worse can it get! But the crap started to thaw the bird out. And soon the bird was not only unfrozen, but warm. He was saved! The bird was so happy he started to sing.
But a cat nearby heard the bird singing. He ran towards the bird, dug him up and ate him. There are three morals to the story:
1) Not everyone who craps on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend.
3) If you're warm and happy keep your mouth shut. | | |
| - Why is it 69?
69 looks like peen to mouth + peen to mouth.
So 69 must be double oral homo action.
68 looks like peen to mouth + pooter to mouth.
68 seems more accurate for hetero guys and gals right??
I guess 89 would be the same then.
Dont worry lesbians, I've got you covered..... 88! ( or double infinity! )
99 is homo-spoonzies. 39 is peen to boobies!
Hey Kids: There's a zillion number combos with lusty connotations. Just imagine the possibilities!
Gatsbys American Dream rules times double infinity.
...plus one.
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"I caught you this delicious bass..."
If you have a fat friend, there are no see-saws... only catapults.
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Fade out the stress and lack of confidence now
Fade in all that I have been again somehow
I get lost in these thoughts and speak so quietly
I've drowned myself out
High above these thoughts and no I'm not unhappy now
It's just a state of mind I've translated into sound
If I feel this way I'll get drowned in the weight of it all
If it's too late I'll be drowned in the weight of it all
I need to escape or get drowned in the weight of it all
I can't explain... drowned in the weight of it all
If feelings change I can rise up and face
These strange ways that my mind sometimes takes
Thoughts sway this way and out of my head.
She said...
You're too uptight...your perspective is off
Oh I know I get drowned in the weight of it all
It feels so small to get drowned in the weight of it all
Relax, calm down and just listen close to the sound
Of her voice, a comfortable place I have found
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I dont quite know how to deal with this.......
.... creepy.
(And why arn't the people in the background paying attention??)
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A very happy birthday to Heather. She is hot chocolate poonanny sexpress.....
....as much, if not more, than this guy.
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| - - - - - - - - Here's a Shreveport pic of TFS in Gabe's awesome hot tub!
Thats me on the left with the bucket hat, touching Becca Stevens' dad. To the right is John. Gabe is in the red hat. To Gabe's left is Billy Joel, who is touching Bryan Flink. Thats Jason with the gun! Oh no! Hubs and Ian were in the tub with us, but you cant see them because they're underwater. Giving bubble-assisted HJ's. (The best kind.)
I <3 Summer
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A pirate walks into a bar and has a steering wheel hanging from his crotch.
The bartender asks him, "Hey dude, why do you have a steering wheel hanging from your crotch?"
The pirate replies, "ARRR, it's driving me nuts."
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Email Jason got today:
The National TV show "True Music" would like to submit an offer to The Fall Semester to tape a portion of their performance, along with an interview, in Dallas, Texas on June 14th, 2004.
"True Music" is broadcast on HDNet, the first all high-definition television network in the world. True Music is a weekly 30 minute show seen nation-wide on most Cable providers to subscribers with high definition receivers. Shooting with high-definition cameras, we are on the cutting edge of technology, giving us the ability to create a show with superior sound and image quality.
Each "True Music" features 3 different bands. Bands featured on the show recently include: Jason Mraz, Rusted Root, Sevendust, Lisa Loeb, Blues Traveler, Slayer, Ted Nugent, Tommy Lee, Papa Roach, Lit, Dirty Vegas, Soul Asylum, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Gin Blossoms and Bowling for Soup.
"True Music" requests to shoot a 10-minute interview with the artist and in addition, 3 full-length songs of The Fall Semesters' performance. The segment created for your band will feature one of your songs in full length and two other songs cross cut with the interview, all shot in incredible High Definition!
Please feel free to contact HDNet at --------- or via email at ---------
All I can say is a What The Fuck?
I guess this means we need to look good aaaaannnddd have PEOPLE at our show on the 14th!!!
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